" Good. I was imagining you having twin brothers named Rum and Coke."That made her laugh, too. "No, I'm an only child. I don't have any brothers I can...ask for help with." So you're stuck asking complete strangers for help. That sucks." It occured to me, just a little late, that using that idiom with someone looking for a boyfriend may not have been very smooth. Well, I'm still a guy, and college guy == jerk, right?God, I am so embarrassed. She jumped right on that. "No, I would only suck if I. He wasted no time removing his clothing and walking to me with his cock already hard as a rock. He shook it at me and ask if that is what I wanted, I smiled and told him hell yes. He walked up beside me and rubbed it on my face a then slapped me with it which I love. I sucked him till my mouth got sore and told him I needed to rest it a minute. He said fine and told me to get on my knees and put my head in the pillow. I knew what was coming. He took his time rubbing my ass and legs telling me. ..The guy from Coors says, 'I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.' He gets it.The guy from Molson Canadian sits down and says, 'Give me a Coke.' The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, 'Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?'The Molson Canadian president replies, 'Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I.'CANADIAN JOKE #2A Canadian is walking down. Yeah” Jake picked up the phone.This was not a unusual thing, he would often get called out in the middle of the night, it is like there is only one homicide detective in town, well, one good one anyway.He held the phone to his ear, quickly grabbing a notepad and pen on the side table, scribbling down the address, “ok, that’s not far from here” and with that said he hung up the phone.He did not bother to shower, just put his pants and shirt on from just three hours ago, poured some coffee into.
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